Friday, 4 May 2007

How Gay is YOUR Sport?

Over the coming weeks I'll be looking at various sports and determining how gay they are both in terms of participating in them and being a spectator. They'll get a rating out of 5 for each category...

Aussie Rules Football (AFL)



Participation Rating: 2 STARS
You get to be up close and personal with a lot of well defined, often cute, athletic men, but have to also tolerate loutish behaviour and trips with the boys to the straight pubs and obligatory chatting up of women... combined with a reasonable degree of homophobia.
Spectator Rating: 4 STARS
A men only event, with loads of flesh - short shorts, sleeveless shirts with great arms (and legs, and the rest) cute men getting up close and personal. The games last forever but its a relaxed & fun experience - unless you were born in Melbourne in which case your life is defined by it.


3 comments:

brenton said...

Are you going to rate surf boat rowing? It's hella fun from a competitive/fitness angle and an awesome perve!

Trevor said...

Watch this space...

Geoff & Terry said...

I demand a thorough investigation of Turkish Oil Wrestling:

http://www.turkishwrestling.com/index.php

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